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Thursday, Dec. 12, 2002/9:40 AM

Duk's Arse

Pizzas make Prizes

Was Jimmy Carter in Pearl Beach recently? Is Mr Oaf up for Nobel Peace Prize?

The }:> are part of a Duck Diaryring. Duk is part of a Bear Diary ring. Whatever next.

Mr Oaf can you please come and talk some sense to the transit workers who go on strike here next week. We all know it is their only opportunity to finish their christmas shopping but it does mean that it's impossible to get a taxi in New York.

Stop Press:

Either William has a another twin (or would that be a triplet?)or he was spotted RUNNING up park avenue, delivering Pizza for Domino's.

Our sources think it is a new dating strategy.

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