Friday, Aug. 27, 2004/8:39 PM

Duk's Arse

Republicans in the street

'Helecopters"

"shhhhh"

"Hide, flood lights"

"shhhhh"

"What's that?" A blimp floated past the window, all lit up in the night sky. It was clearly not a normal night. In fact, all indications were that it would not be a normal week.

"Why are there naked people everywhere?" asked Duk.

"It's the Republican convention", answered William.

"Are they the Elephants, or the Ass?

"Elephants." William hoped he was right. He had never really worked out why the two parties in America had such silly logos.

"Well that fat bitch isn't going to make me want Bush." Said Duk, missing the point the naked protesters were trying to make.

"And he's not going to make me want Dick." said William with a sly smirk.