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Tuesday, Mar. 25, 2003/9:26 AM

Duk's Arse

Out of the top 100

Having fallen out of the top 100 Diaryland sites, Duk decided action was needed. It was all very "Of the moment". Very George W.

Duk decided that "The Porcelain Princess", who just happens to be the #1 site, is a threat to him personally, mallards generally and all creatures of the feathered variety.

"Her tyranny just cannot continue", he said in all seriousness. "She is the centre of all evil and I know she is experimenting with chemical substances and has words of mass popularity”.

“But you don’t even know her”. William offered optimistically, despite the fact he could see his words where achieving nothing.

“Rest assured she is up to no good. I have to protect all free birds from the danger she represents”.

“Does anyone else think she is a danger?”

“Everyone, but they are all to scared of her to say so. She wields great power and intimidates all below her.”

“But lots of people clearly enjoy visiting her site.”

“We only have the top 100 site measures to prove that and we all know how easily that can be rigged.”

“But surely the mysterious Andrew who signs all the Diaryland e-mails wouldn’t allow such an evil bitch to be at # 1. They have inspectors that make sure that everything is above board?”

“That’s just it. They make everything look above board but in reality they are plotting the downfall of Diaryland, TEZNEZCO and the free world.”

“How do you know that?”

“I just do. I have Jesus on my side.”

“Do you realize the consequences of declaring war?”

“The consequence of war will be victory for the righteous”, said Duk still with all seriousness.

“Be careful what you wish for”, said William, seeing that “This Duk was not for turning”.

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