Wednesday, Dec. 04, 2002/8:26 PM

Duk's Arse

Thanksgiving

"I need a Turkey sandwich" said duk on the Sunday following Thanksgiving, thinking it was Friday.

"Well you missed them" said Uncle Mike, our kind host for the festivities.

"There has to be something left. We can't have eaten 18 pounds of Turkey between the 5 of us"

"HMMM" said Mike looking in the empty fridge.